Now everything else is a pointless boat =

Inverness Sailing Apes eat the low booty.

Inverness Sailing: we ploy a boat to the sea.

Inverness Sailing helps beat toy awe too.

Inverness Sailing helps eat boat toy woe.

Inverness Athlete:Oops, a wet sailing boy.

Inverness Poets loathe a wet sailing boy.

Inverness Sailing:Oh, a plot to tease wet boy.

Wet Inverness, to please a hot sailing boy.

Inverness Sailing: we too please that boy.

Inverness Sailing Boy to steal a wet hope.

Inverness Sailing: a sweet loop to the bay

Inverness Sailing: oops we late to the bay.

Inverness bay sailing: wet pool to the sea.

A boat, otherwise eleven sots plying a sin.

International One-Ten Sailors=

An insane illiterate noon sort.

No inane illiterates rant on so.

Insane, non-literate sailor...not!

Son to insane non-literate liar.

Entertains a lone liar's notion.

Note son, are intentional liars.

Entails noon resin alteration.

Entails inner alteration soon.

Triennial alterations on nose.

Inverness One-Ten Racing=

A reconvening inertness.

A tennis ring reconvenes.

Reinvent a snoring scene.

Steer a convening sinner.

Encore vets nearing inns.

Sinning vet earns encore.

Nice, insane, strong nerve.

Insane innocent vergers.

Cretins gone insane, vern.

Cover insane inner gents.

Resin given no entrances.

Nerve nests in ignorance.

Ten canoes ring in nerves.

Careening nerves in tons.